Inside my mind..
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

She really did, actually.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via theuppitynegras)

moewave:

christaofficial:

combatskirt:

"isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!"

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I hate this post because it implies that this mod DOESN’T make the game any better. And that’s untrue

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they don’t call em sweet cheeks for nothing

pittrainbow:

Uganda’s Anti-Homosexuality Act: ‘Null and Void’

In a victory activists were unsure they’d get, Uganda’s Constitutional Court overturned the country’s draconian Anti-Homosexuality Act today, declaring the anti-LGBT law “null and void” because of a parliamentary technicality in how it was passed.  

The court determined that when members of Parliament passed the law in December 2013, Speaker Rebecca Kadaga had not established quorum — a required minimum number of members present to vote — effectively invalidating the law. 

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:


r-dart:


Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.


oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up


gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:

r-dart:

Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.

oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up

gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

avianawareness:

channingellison:

shredded-like-a-julienne-salad:

onefitmodel:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

omfg i’ve never been more in love with a response

that money though….fuck@me

So ready to lose weight and become a stripper now.

Disposable income, you say? Would you mind disposing it into my bird rescue? <3 <3 <3  We just got a budgie attacked by a doggie who needs assistance. 

BTW - do whatever makes you happy as long as it harms none. No one has the right to judge you. 

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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